What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A man did not like this site

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Matthew Baker

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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