- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A seal walks into a club.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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