Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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I like your hair

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Gay republicans

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A seal walks into a club.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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