Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

womens rights

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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