- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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