- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why? Why not?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

I forgot what i was gonna say

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