- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I forgot what i was gonna say

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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