Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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taking out the trash... at night

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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