- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Iif your reading this ur gay

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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