- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A Duck walks into a bar.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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