- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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