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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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