What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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