What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Amazing

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Get it? More.

yeyeyeyeye live action

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Women's Rights.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

adam hodgson !

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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