What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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