- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Wolfjob.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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