- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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