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Stealth baseballs record

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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