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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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