- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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