How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Then none of us want to be right.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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