- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

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