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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What do you call white trash Garbage

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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