Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

c-? men, C-men

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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