- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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