- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Knock Knock Who did that?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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