- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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