- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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