- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what tall and looks like a jew?

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What the hell are you doing?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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