So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Ron Paul for President!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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