- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Miscarriages.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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