fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Women's Rights

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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