A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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