what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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