How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Jellybeans

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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One time i was sitting down

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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