- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Robin, get in the car!

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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