Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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