- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

sfdg

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Well this is pointless.....

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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