Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

._____________________. Whale!

Adam Chebali has no life

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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