What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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JUST KIDDING^

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10inch nice

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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