- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

God

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Netflix and chill

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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