who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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