What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

did you stub your toe?

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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