why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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