The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

sfdg

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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