A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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