Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

scraggle is in you pillow case

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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