why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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