- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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