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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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