Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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