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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A bar walks into a man

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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