- Anti Joke

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Do u take sugar?