- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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