Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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