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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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