True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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