Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Politics

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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