a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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