What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

So a seal walks into a club.

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