A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Sex education in Texas.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

MySpace.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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