a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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