A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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watch a i d s left

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Daniel is a fag

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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