Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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