When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Miscarriages.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats black and strange a paki

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops