why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Banana Hamock.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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