- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Women's Rights.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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