- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

This statement is false.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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