Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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womens rights

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Albino African Americans

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Logan's gay

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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