- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

a seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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